[A purple hoof pulls away to reveal a purple and white pony with a blonde mane going everywhere.  No, she doesn't look amused.]

What's the experiment this week?  Someone was looking at me like they'd never seen a pony before.  Did some people lose their memories again?  That experiment is always the most annoying.  Friends shouldn't forget about ( Read more... )

[The feed is a shaky mess, like something out of a handheld-cam monster movie. First only Mindy's hand is visible, clutching a handful of what look like purple hair ties, then she lifts the camera up to her face, trying and failing to look terrified ( Read more... )

Mindy, I'm clearing out my closet. If there's anything you want, you might as well come and help yourself. You can probably fit into some of these, and the rest will fit next week the way you're growing.

[She pans the camera over a startling collection of evening gowns, short shorts, jeans, tank tops, and other things she's picked up during ( Read more... )

Shikamaru, we're all set.  I'm sure you'll be able to find me, so I won't bother advertising the coordinates.

Gaara, have you found a place to stay?  Mindy, you too.  I want to know where you're staying, either way.  The situation is a bit too unstable for my tastes.

Hey, Kenzi . . .

[Complicated, complicated.  She hates that.]

Staying at the bar? 

[The view is odd, looking up at two young women seemingly from the floor. Temari’s hair is wet and she’s dressed in a yukata, clearly just out of the shower, while Emilia is, as usual, covered from neck to floor. The two girls are standing quite close, and the ninja looks irritated.]

Shut up. [She catches Emilia by the chin and kisses her. Emilia ( Read more... )

[The feed starts with a loud bang. The view tumbles for a second before stopping with a tipped and sideways shot of two familiar ninjas. However, this is not how they usually are. Temari is standing in the middle of their shared room, hands fisted at her sides, and yelling.]

It was a crane, asshole!

[Shikamaru is standing a few feet away from her, ( Read more... )

Let's just get this over with.  I'm myself as far as I can tell.  Mindy, Kenzi, do me a favor and figure out some way to prove you're who you say you are so I don't have to incapacitate either of you as a preventative measure.  I already know Shikamaru's himself ( Read more... )

It looks like I'll have about forty Vallors to spare, so if someone is interested, I'm willing to hear offers.  We still have days to bid, so I'm in no rush.  Take your time.

Assuming, of course, that no one is going to get into a bidding war with me over the soul devouring demon.  It seems unlikely.

If anyone finds a pair of tendons lying around, let me know.  I'm sure I can find a reward for their return.

Mindy, training is going to be theoretical this week.

[ooc:  I haven't made any plans for those tendons, so if someone wants one of Temari's Achilles tendons, just raise your hand.]

Mindy, practice is going to be a bit different today.  Find me, if you can, and don't get eaten doing it.  Manage that and you pass.

[She's in the rafters in the rec area currently, with vines visible below her and eating a banana.  Who knows how she got up there with a gold collar.]

Managing to survive, Kenzi?  You've been awfully quiet.  You better ( Read more... )